lol doesn’t matter, wouldn’t do him either

Lol.

Legit.

Absolutely would.

I picture them all trying to give her the ugliest character but then she fucks it up by being stunning. I mean, I don’t remember Catherine of Aragon looking like that in my history books.

I don’t know... I used to think I would sex bang him but he looks a little haggard in this video. And not Merle Haggard which might improve the country music aspect but more ‘whoops keefy baby lay off the sauce.’

Well i’ll be damned.

I would not sex bang him as I have always thought of him as the cousin that makes family get togethers bearable, him and cool Uncle Donald. They send you funny emails of cats from time to time and ask you how you’re doing? Could you send them that recipe for the BBQ sauce you made for Memorial Day? Call if you need…

TOUCHE.

IDK, I don’t know how straight people work.

You and me both

I wouldn’t want to be Catherine of Aragon. Give me Anne Boleyn or give me de..... Oh, wait

Should have turned this into a “Would You Sex-Bang Him?” piece, my apologies.

HELL YES A MILLION TIMES

I was looking at his wikipedia page.

I read it for book club in my private, Catholic, all girls school. The nuns even loved it.

Come on, she’s a total Joy.

Am here for this Kalando (Korlando? Either way, pronounced like bailando) trash.

Woah file that under books I forgot about. What a great one.

She doesn’t strike me as the type to be there to make friends anyway.