I want to age like Elizabeth Hurley.

All I could think was “Brooklyn Todgers”.

‘Get your todger out’ is also a super creepy and unappealing thing to say!

10/10 would wear this dress all the time

All of that sounds like the least sexy sexy-talk ever. Like sexy-talk that a 12 year-old who doesn’t fully know how sex works would use.

Crocodile Cock.

Shakespeare. So, I can recite that scene from Hamlet using Shakespeare’s skull as a stand-in for Yorick’s.

hey man, don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers tooooo

Anne boleyn. First of all, its already severved for easy access(though after 500 years I guess that doesnt matter). Im mildly obessed with all things Tudor and it drives me nuts there are no confirmed definitive likeness-and yes I know about the holbein. Id want to reconstruct her face like they did with Richard the…

If you base your moral philosophy on one thing, and the subsequent generation questions it, that might force you to question it. Then, if you are introspective enough, you might change your mind and it could call into how you have lived your entire life.

I don’t know. I wish I did. Then maybe I wouldn’t be so exhausted and angry all the time from having to defend myself and other LGBTI people from the hate and rhetoric, because we could finally deal with whatever the hell the actual reason for the bigotry is. Our conservative politicians here are literally dismantling…

LMAO

Mmmmmm....Besides Shakespeare? Hitler. Just so I could sell it and get rich. And maybe Lincoln’s so I could keep it on my desk and it could give me warm, thoughtful advice.

Since nobody knows where my first choice—Boudica—is buried, I’d have to go with my second choice: St. Olga of Kiev.

and the kids are cool, too!

God I’m going to miss them. 😣

His lack of rhythm is adorable.

Nobody puts Barack in a corner.

We will never ever be as blessed with such an intelligent, cool, suave, smart, beautiful first couple ever again. They both rock my socks!

I’m assuming this makes Obama a traitor or something? I’ll check Facebook to make sure.