#transubstantiationandchill

I’d probably just quit.

I’m pretty sure that’s Mama June’s dignity that’s buried in there.

I have a few alarms. Two I set on my phone, and another old-school radio alarm clock. The only thing that really motivates me is knowing I have to be at the bus stop at a certain time or be really late for work. Then it takes me forever to wake up. Don’t speak to me before 11.

Really Kirstie?

“My favorite foods are pizza and dog shit.” — Kirstie Alley

You think someone (LMM?) picked it up (LMM.) and put it back wrong (LMM!)?

I want to polish them really bad.

Same here!

Yes, I if I’d stopped to think for two seconds before I posted this I would have realized this. But then it wouldn’t be the internet right :)

I have nothing else to say other than that I am ridiculously, unbelievably happy right now.

That’s how much we respect women and girls. If you report that your dad raped you the police call your dad. :(

He looks exquisitely happy, but not very bright.

It reminds me of the St Louis Cardinals logo which irritates me to have that team associated with such a view.

Lmao 😂😂😂

According to this article, Uber said, “Riders routinely misspell ‘rate’ (as in the fare) as ‘rape’ or use the word ‘rape’ in another context. For example, ‘you raped my wallet.’”

The bigger your dick, the less gay you are. Ask literally any scientist that question and they’ll tell you the same thing. Thats how we know Donald Trump loves pussy so much, because he has such a huge dick. He guarantees it.

State bird

starred and then unstarred so I could star it again.

It’s a catholic thing, cardinals, whatever.