How does a sex assault become a typo? Like tgey think someone is accused of rape but they feel the driver intended to say rope?

Going back and rereading the full quote, it most likely just meant that he believed he could never have any form of sex life, but, eh, my point still stands. Speaking as a dude, a lot of weird things can happen when guys start obsessing over the size of their dicks.

Yes, exactly. Thank you for translating that.

TIL gay men all have small penises!

As absurd as it might sound, it’s not the first time I’ve encountered a guy who thought that. In those cases, and maybe this one, he felt his penis was too small for him to ever have a normal sex life with a woman, so no woman could really love him, but if he were gay he could at least be a bottom and be desirable…

Someone get this guy a dictionary.

I’m just gonna go ahead and assume he meant to say “masculinity.”

I think he meant masculinity.

I wondered at that too. So did he think he was gay or wtf?

It’s so small he must be gay! Or something?

Nope, they’re silicone. Not sure how you missed that in the arti....wait

I am now feeling unreasonably hostile towards the cardinal sitting on the birdfeeder out my window.

I sell my brain and my body, because I actually have to get up and schlep my tired ass to the office for 9 hours out of the say. My body better be in that cubicle or else!

You’re right. She’s way dumber than that.

Also people keep forgetting that SO MANY people have assistants. She would not be the first person to have gotten help, nor will she be the last. But I would be willing to bet actual money that she was the driving force behind the post, even if she didn’t write all of those exact words in that order.

Hahahahaaaaaaa

Because she’s allowed to... wait for it... have body autonomy and change/adjust it however she sees fit.

Never fails.

Already in the post above.

Already happened in a response to the article’s top comment. Ugh.