LOL I had the thought but it doesn’t matter if she wrote it or had help writing it. She posted it and I’m sure she believes in it. I applaud her.

But he’s with their “Amazing veterinarians”! Kinda like the docs prescribing rectal feeding tubes at Gitmo.

In my copy of Batshit Crazy Natural Remedies, someone wrote in the margins that the onion needs to be squeezed, not mashed.

Oh, it works wonders.... on a cheese steak.

Tilikum Five

Let’s hope Tilikum lives out his remaining days as peaceful and happy as possible.

Yeah, and if he were in the wild, he would not have had to deal with that traumatic stress his entire life, and his physical health and immune system probably would have been a lot fucking stronger.

you’re damn right

Bonus, bonus points if they all make a Vine with Tyler the Creator.....

I just came here to say

Seriously, can you imagine the just god awful stench that must create?

It paints a pretty vivid picture :)

A paragraph so nice it deserves to be read twice. Or more.

If he wasn’t my role model before, he is now.

It’s actually a product sold in stores, it’s called fire cider. It’s really good and a nice pick me up, but not a cure for deadly diseases we have vaccines for.

I wonder if the onion would make my stank-feet smell BETTER?

No no no.... Bullshit is for hepatitis.

It’s the font used for Firefly and Serenity. It’s...fine. Spaces a little weird and doesn’t bold for shit, but it’s fine. Just overused. One of those “angry officemate who can’t just wipe out the microwave with a paper towel” overuses.

I was assuming they were on the top of the car with her, were going to drag her to a team of people to subdue her? But it is the Texas police, so who the hell knows?

The word ‘yank’ came to my mind too. Hopefully they had a pad or net to catch her, but that could still cause some serious injury. Worse, what if she jumped off the other side?