But...but...but... you’ll be caught in the War Against White Men (TM).

“DIY” and “abortion” are two words that should not have to be in the same sentence in the twenty-first century.

THIS WSA FUCKING PROPHETIC

He was also wonderful as John Houseman in Cradle Will Rock. He got all the best lines. “This is John Houseman. My theater has been seized by Cossacks! It’s an emergency!”

There’s an io9 six word horror story in there somewhere.

He wrote a great book that came out a couple of years ago that had many behind the scenes Princess Bride stories. Nothing salacious, just funny and really sweet.

We all get older. Princess Bride was 30 years ago.

Would still hit that . . . all he has to do is speak

This comment thread makes my heart sing.

As you wish.

You should definitely check out Teen Lust. He plays a satanic cult leader with Vampire Pam from True Blood. It’s pretty rad, in a totally campy and ridiculous way.

He got older, hit the wall and, since he wasn’t in front of a camera anymore, gave no fucks.

I can let you in on the secret. He is not the real Cary Elwes. The real Elwes has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.

Last thing I remember him in consistently was a few episodes of Psych

I had tickets to a viewing of The Princess Bride, hosted by Cary Elwes, and then they moved the date so I couldn’t go. I was PISSED.

I worked with a guy with the last name Elwes for six .months last year and never drummed up the courage to ask if he was related. Fortunately I might be working with him again because DARNIT GROW A PAIR.

He still acts, and he’s terrific. But you could easily see him in things and not recognize him. He looks like a totally different person now.

Ditto what everyone else has said but more recently in Psych as Pierre Despereaux.

I need an Afterschool Special on the aging of Carey Elwes.