This National Hug Day business is bullshit. DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU DISEASED SHITFUCKS.

Ashley Olsen does not look like she’s enjoying that hug. I feel you, girl.

I'm in my 50s with a 10 year old and still wonder at least once a week when I will feel like a grown up. I own my apartment, have a pretty senior position in my job and am raising a child and I still feel like I'm in my 30s. I look at my face in the mirror and see the changes but it doesn't sink in. When I bought my…

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, god, me too. I’m going to be 42 in a couple of weeks, and I wonder if this is the year I’ll finally be a grown-up.

Same here. I’m in my 40's and I’m still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.

I’m 50 and I’m sitting here trying to force myself to get my work done before I go online to get a bunch of shit done in WoW.

When shit goes down and you look around for an adult and then you realize you ARE the adult. So you look for someone more adultier than you.

Cosigned.

Well, you could always go to London and see the new HP plays...

i feel like a failure most days

I had kids young compared to my peers - 28 when my first was born. I felt like I was “playing house” until recently. Parenting a tween girl (daughter is now 10 and I’m 39) made me feel adult. And looking at that old lady in the mirror.

I’m in my mid-30's and I don’t feel like I am old enough to have kids. It still blows my mind that some friends have not only 1 kid but 2 or 3. How are they old enough to be responsible for 3 kids? I also look for an adult at work some times. I am one of the oldest people at the company so I am constantly surprised I…

Completely.

One of my favorite authors on Twitter today referred to David Cameron as “Brideshead Re-Slytherined” - I’m still giggling about it.

Never could like this nasty dude. Nasty and smug from the beginning. I get the feeling his 'secret' external hard drive is bursting with kiddy porn.

Sometimes I am amazed that people hire me to represent them in court, and that when I stand up in front of the judge, he or she listens to what I have to say and occasionally even rules in my favor. Then I go home and eat a bowl of Cinnamon Life for dinner.

This always brings so much joy to my heart. Asshole.

you need an adultier adult. I totally get it.

You find yourself wanting to clutch the salesperson’s arm and explain desperately that you're not a freeloader.