I had to go look if this was Hugh’s wife or granddaughter. I couldn’t recall how that whole Crystal Harris saga played out.

I see you callin’ but I just keep stallin’

You’re crushing it tonight.

“How can they say the majority of Americans want gun control? Idk about you but no one asked me!” Is the vibe on my Facebook.

I have not been filled with such popcorn munching vicious joy since the right to marry.

Ugh, seriously. I peaced out after the planned parenthood shooting and nothing that’s happened since has made me want to go back.

I was going to say that I’ll be fine, but then I remembered that one husband’s cousin who just has to be switched at birth. He’s going to flip. Part of me dreading, part of me rubbing my hands with glee. Conservative tears provide 50% of my daily caloric intake.

No Fucks Josiefiend made it clear on facebook that those who object confuse guns with their penis/strap-on. This tiny little inch of a half-step is better than nothing, but the GOP panic machine will try to terrify the clueless.

Seriously...

I agree with you. I was just trying to suss out where she was coming from, without really being able to know for sure.

WHY IS SHE USING THE BRITISH SPELLING OF FAVORITE? YOU ARE NEITHER BRITISH NOR CANADIAN, LINDSEY.

Have you ever see the Hollywood herpes tree?

I knoowww!!! That's exactly what I thought! Fucker! Ruin Glee! Well to be fair it went south after about three seasons. But still WTF?? What a piece of shit! Really no words.

Remember Sweet Caroline? When Puck was singing to his future daughter?

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.