Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

i want that clock

I’m ashamed to say that, based on that picture only, I would indeed like to.

Starring because your username is awesome!

My answer would be “YES!” if he wasn’t so damn creepy about it.

OH, GOOD GUESS.

Jayson Derulo: Come to daddy

Heathers, and then right after I’m hitting Reality Bites.

You...you might be my bestie.

I support your brave stance re: hugging but I am sad that your bestie hasn’t touched your soul. :(

A+

It probably wasn’t on purpose, he just forgot his pants.

I THINK OF THE CHILDREN TOO DAMN MUCH!

What is it with Paper and butts? Literally the only thing I associate with that magazine are butts.

if i’m already in ravenclaw, do i get a leg up?

I would make an EXCELLENT minion. I’m stubborn, bossy, strong-willed, opinionated... I would be a terrible minion. I’m sorry for wasting your time.

Read it, and you’ll understand. I’m not saying I like Franco by any means, but Eisenberg showed me just how much worse it could be.

I used to be a fan, but lately everything she says has me thinking, “Go to hell, Kate Winslet, you stupid two-faced whiner.”