I like Lush stuff in general. But I pretty much refuse to use anything but their shampoo bars. My hair is healthy and clean and low maintenance. My sometimes itchy scalp doesn’t itch. No dandruff. And they smell lovely and last a long time (except Godiva, which smells the best, dammit).

Hrmmm, maybe if I had short hair? Mine’s dyed (and bleached and dyed and dyed again) and it’s almost at my waist in back when it’s brushed out straight. Also I switched to SLS/SLeS-free a while back and it made a BIG diff for my dry/damaged hair.

My sister married a guy with the last name Foote. When she announced she was having twins my Dad said she should call them Left and Right. Four people in the room laughed. Two did not.

“My legs are tired.”

That’s is a lot less about her and more about the weird demographics and common spaces of improv I would guess...yet another reason it would be great to actively push for a little more diversity in that scene.

“Fake it till you make it” that’s pretty much improv

Proof that improv classes (which for the record I’ve paid thousands of dollars on) are totally worthless.

The Scary Movie sequels too??

The only people I ever respected that owned a wild animal were the Polish soldiers that owned Wojtek the bear. Because having a bear in your army fighting the nazis is fucking awesome.

Right?! She shined around improv pros - god, I adore her in anything. I even watched that Cedric the Entertainer show just for her. Plus, I got past the fact that she’s friends with Sherri Sheppard. She is awesome!

I’ve been re-watching season one lately. She’s such an effing delight!

“This will be another Showgirls”

That would be a pretty radical departure from the trailer (and a pretty dicey move for PrimeTime NBC).

We no longer have cable. PLEASE liveblog this! I can read and watch it on Hulu later!

PLEASE YES

The problem is that you would marry the guy who trolled Ted Cruz. But you’d have to be married to the guy who wrote the last two Hangover movies.

But I want all the pillows on the bed, I like the heavy bedspread, don’t need the linens turned down, I brought my own toiletries, they would have replenished towels when they came earlier, I am fine with tap water, and they damn well better not rummage through my luggage to look for a robe (there wouldn’t be one…

If I go back to my room and the radio is playing when it wasn’t before I am sooooo out of there. That is mood music for the kill scene right there.

My hotel phobic brain just heard “a stranger is going come in and touch all my stuff”.

I say that every time I fly Virgin. I make these outlandish blanket statements... “I will pay up to 250% more for a plane ticket in order to fly virgin instead of literally any other airline.” But probably not.