That does sound nice. I wonder what size tip would convince them to stay and tickle my back for a few minutes while i fall asleep. If they don’t have long nails, I can bring my husband’s old banjo finger picks.

This would be so lovely! Haven’t been pampered like that by anyone, in waaaaaaay too long.

Do they tuck you in? Or is it just a way to get more andes mints?

In fairness, that’s a small baby.

I don’t have a clever gif or a sassy comment but I want to make sure you know you’re 100000% right in your reply.

It sure is. I have a tailor’s tape measure and I wrap it around my erection from time to time. Hell, I went and did it just now, because I read this article. You know, just to check. And then I checked that chart* to remind myself which percentile I’m in.

No I do believe you, no need to cite. I’m just . . . dumbfounded. And a little depressed. Good God that is screwed up. Well, I still (hope and) say a reviewer of Loehmann’s actions that day shouldn’t even get to his “credible or not” belief once his gun is out, because they shouldn’t even have been anywhere near that…

Yes, this. David Tennant is IRRESISTIBLE on Jessica Jones.

Thank you. Jessica Jones is definitely next on my binge-watching list.

Carol Burnett used to be the only thing my family agreed on. Welcome to the clan.

Sadly, I don’t think it will bomb. It should. But it likely won’t. We aren’t their target demographic.

David Tennant was SUPERB. Like super complex and nuanced villian. Didn’t want to fix him personally, because well, that scenario never ends well IRL. :)

Please discuss how awesome David Tennant was in the role of Kilgrave. Scary, and yet charasmatic, and yet I wanted to kill him, and fix him? And then kill him again.

Also Carol Burnett and Charo.

Can we talk about the fact that Kathy Ireland is the one who broke the story?! Everything about this is bonkers.

JESSICA JONES 4-EVAH. :)

Haha, fuck off. My great-grandmother was Cherokee Indian, and my grandfather on the other side was part Native American. And you are a piece of shit.

Okay, but Adam Sandler? Doing a less-than-box office release-movie? He was obviously hoping for something more than a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen direct-to-DVD movie. Yet that is what he got.

Carol Burnett is never off topic.