Unrelated, but I love your handle :D

we had 45 people at our wedding. Nearly everyone was family or *really* close friend.

Stamos would be obviously invited to my wedding because he would be the groom

GENIUS.

Me and Cindymoo are having our wedding in Canada purposefully to limit the guest list, because most people we know don't have passports. #teamsavemoney

It’s pretty frosty that you wouldn’t even invite your elementary school music teacher. She taught you how to play the recorder!

YES, OMG that show was amaaaaaazing. (It was probably fucking horrible.)

I wouldn’t invite Saget under any circumstance lol

I don’t even like accepting their friend requests on FB.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer SO BADLY MORE THAN ANYTHING.

Right? I would also never invite coworkers from 20 years ago unless we were super duper close friends.

I’m seeing weird too. I think it’s a combination of a too-wide neckline and a filter that’s flattening a bunch of things. Makes the picture seem Viewmaster-y.

They do look good on olive-toned girls.

The Schumer thing is actually just a funny bit. She’s asked what she’d like to do with various men featured in the magazine and her answers are relatively normal, such as having a scotch with Obama, etc.

Oh please! Guys PAY yea bucks for that to happen.

I think the teeth look like they are rotting, so a grill is an upgrade from that. Really unfortunate packaging choice.

Eeeeeek I loved him on Shameless last season!! He’s just so goddamn disarming.

strange scenario. corporate sword fights? sounds like an episode of the highlander minus the shouting of “there can be only one”.

I wouldn’t have bought them, but agree the boxes make the product look disgusting. For the price her stuff costs, I’d just get MAC instead because I know their product quality is good.