Date rape messages? what?

All that trolling makes it not worth it for me. I’m sure there are plenty of decent guys on Tinder, but I don’t want to have to put up with daily sexual harrassment and unsolicited dick pics just to meet ONE decent guy.

Be incredibly picky with who you swipe right to, and it’s generally okay. I have a lot of things that make me immediately swipe left for both pictures and bios. And if they get weird/crude when messaging, instant unmatch.

Guys on dating websites are fucking horrible. I recently got stupid and made a profile on OKC and I feel filthy just being on the same website as those shitbags.

You know, I’d be into at least trying it (for casual meetup, make new drinking buddies, and yeah OKAY YES we’ll probably end up making out). Except that signup is Facebook only and fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuu.

Can we talk about how his hand looks like it’s going for his crotch? I’m about to pass out from lust.

I thought I’d heard somewhere they were going to change it back...was that a dream?

I’ll watch Tennant in literally anything, so sign me the fuck up!

OO OOO I CAN DO IT!! With formulas and fucking pivot tables! Actual “fucking” pivot tables. Like...for fucking. Fucking Idris Elba to be clear.

Like Voltron this shit to become the most perfect person to lure Idris into our clutches?

I feel the same way about ABC Family becoming Freeform. Granted, the only thing I watched on ABC Family was The Fosters, but still... Freeform sounds like a new event in rhythmic gymnastics.

I inadvertently met him whilst drunk and shamed myself.

I’d really love to be part of the Dick Punch Book Club! Nothing annoys me more than someone interrupting my reading time.

But this is all so soon.. I.... I think I love you too?

Respectfully, WTF are you talking about, lady? Baby goats are THE BEST BABY FAUNA ON EARTH. I say this as a person who’s raised a baby human, two kittens, and a tadpole.

My husband calls it Syphilis.

I just used this but fuck it, you can never have too much Hiddleston!

I’ll never eat lunch in Cumbertown, again. :(

The remake of Being Human was good, but other than that...

I’d rather he fall dick first onto a post or sharp object.