:(

Nah, that’s it. They’re not complex creatures.

It really really does the more I look at he picture the more I’m convinced that it is a cardboard cut out

Alright, let me go seduce a few CompSci majors to do my bidding....

Oh okay, phew. (Didn’t think it sounded like the composite of ye’s avatar I’ve experienced thus far).

Why is there no online Risk platform? There is one for Cards Against Humanity. Which would be an entirely different sort of fun.

Jesus, you’re making me want to play Risk. How insane would a Jezzie game of Risk get? Probably very.

The whole world? Not just a whole, cool edgy neighborhood before it gets gentrified? :P

Oh my GOD! Why aren’t we best friends

Starred for kitteh; not for Jeff Goldblum.

If you can’t figure out for yourself why a black woman would go to a Republican rally and read Citizen: An American Lyric by Claudia Rankine for an hour during this election, in plain view of cameras, I’m not sure there’s anything I could possibly say that you’d understand.

My genuine gut reaction to this image was to mentally slap Madonna’s hands away whilst shouting “NO MADONNA. NOT FOR YOU"

Biching beach. Thats all that matters

I had my hair cut at Warren Tricomi, back in the day, and the woman who I went to was named Idris.

I mean, as much as I want all of that, I’d be willing to work out an Idris schedule.

Ye has a whole legion of ally/contenders. it’s awesome. :)

Seriously, could he be any more crushworthy?

Ye may mock me for this - but it actually totally *sounded* like craft beer fueled commentry. (meant in the best way). :)

Beat me to it.

Ye also put forth impeccable commentry this eve.