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Cady Cumberscrooge, are you the Bionic Woman?

He does look like he can go from zero to pissy in no time. Grab some snacks and under that table we go.

DOh... me wantsed to make that joke....

sigh. one day we’ll figure out that Emirates Air loophole so we can only pay $300 bucks for a $60K flight. That plane has showers.

For real. They have a wallaby.

“What? Cady has more than one bladder?!” Ohhh, the other passengers.....

I am not so much bothered by the color of the wall but that bunny arm just dangling there kind of askew gives me the jeebers. Shall we shriek and hide under a table like sensible people, then?

I had a bunny named Thumper in college. We walked her on a leash and made her wear a bandana. Poor bunny.

Is yoko talking about cryogenisis??? Or separation head from a body, Futurama way??

Jesse Williams eats his yogurt like I eat my peas.

Uh-huh. That’s why he had you write his address on the back.

I wonder if that is what happened to Jesus. His followers spent so much time arguing when he was dying. Damn, that’s cold.

Mr. Smuttins wants the mini donkey. So if there is a massive mini-donkey heist at a state fair, play it cool, okay?

I would encourage all would be animal thieves to start with the bulls.

I mean... It is important ;)

I respectfully disagree

God I am still so sad that Key & Peele is over...

I don’t get the Angelina Jolie appeal!! And I am bi. I feel like there’s something wrong with me haha