Thank you for knowing what you’re talking about :)

YES THIS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT.

Yes! My baby sister did competitive cheerleading. When you’re doing stunts or you’re a flyer, you can get seriously injured if your hair is not pulled back and sleek.

She is doing competitions. The place that booted her is highly competitive. One of their squads won the World Championship in Orlando this year.

Watch Keegan on Playing House on USA. SO good and completely underrated!

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to see Neil deGrasse Tyson the same.

Miss you much.

I loved das Sound Machine.

Front hand... back hand!!!

Nooooo

I didn’t realize how gullible I was being until I told Mr Freaktrick all excited and he was like “and there is no proof other than a few other jezzies sayin he outed himself? Mmm interesting.

I was really excited when I thought one of our regular commentors was him a while back. Then I realized it was incredibly unlikely.

My great-uncle was an insane man who lived in a hovel and smelled like pee because he refused to shower because the hot water heater was the devil stealing all of his money. Once when he was hospitalized my mom went to his hovel to get him a change of clothes and whatnot and found $40,000 cash and a shit tonne of…

Yeah, as a Vampire girl that skit where they did the vampire thing had me falling out of my chair. So fucking spot on. My bestie and I like to drink wine and watch shows together and everytime someone dies scream KILT.

My grandmother hid hundred dollar bills in the books in her bedroom for more than thirty years and never told a soul. After she passed away, the books were given away to places like Goodwill. We only found out after they called and thanked the family for the generous donation.

I don’t live quite like a miser, but I still kind of hope to do this some day. I don’t have, and won’t have children, so I like to imagine that like a dear friend of mine kind of ‘adopted’ me as her mentee when I was a young BeeAtch just starting out in business, that one day I’ll find a mentee. And leave her/him all…

My grandma did this, only the majority of her million was the family farm land, which is apparently much more valuable than any of us ever suspected.

I will always love Das Sound Machine and I don’t care who knows it.

I love him too. So incredibly much.

I love Jordan Peele so much. I really loved him and Keegan Key when they were in the first season of “Fargo” last year. That was an unexpected delight.