Ugh yes. I’m a librarian, and modern librarians have more than passing knowledge of how computers work. So many (usually male) students give me “advice” on how to make the computers run more quickly. Sorry, darlings: I have no control over how quickly our remote servers can process traffic.

Ugh, spumoni is so Old Man Ice Cream.

I have a guy like this and I seriously have gotten to the point of total freeze out and if we do need to communicate I just interrupt him at every turn.

And the sequel, Harry Potter and the Fifty People Who Reply All, Saying “Stop Replying to this Email!”

Harry Potter and the Email Tread Where Someone Sends an Email to the Wrong Mailing List and Everyone Replies All Saying “I Don’t Think This Was Meant For Me”

This is perfect.

A+

I would love to know what his response would’ve been if she had said “nope never been on a diet.”

There’s a part of me that almost hopes that he actually would become president because then he wouldn’t be governor of Ohio anymore.

Wait, I thought the catchphrase was humblebragging about his condecending spumoni asshole?

Did I read that incorrectly?

A galaxy (and one of the nice spiral ones) full of stars for this. Thank you.

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Unpaid Overtime

Thank you.

Bingo. Denouncing her malevolent benefactors will score mucho social media points.

YUP. In this day and age, the “shock and awe” that one’s image was photoshopped for a magazine is...peculiar.

That’s how I feel about it. Right after her Barbie came out she’s gonna complain about photoshopping? It just feels like she’s trying real hard to take over the self appointed voice of a generation from Lena Dunham. Rule of thumb: if someone can imagine you saying “I’m the voice of a generation” you are such a…

tm squintillion please pay me that exact amount of money for using it tyia

This isn’t just photoshop, this is bad photoshop.

I've been modelling professionally since I was 13 and this comment times a million. Sorry, if they paid you for your image, don't complain later. How ridiculous.

Wow, you sound pretty awesome and fierce (meant as cool as in the slang). (Do you really wear those shoes in your government rounds though? :) )