Rory is my secret husband.

You need to MAKE THE TIME. Also watch room raiders

It just seems like they should be *mocked* 24/7. Then put in a time machine to repeat until they wise up.

But you know why! Because that chicken is freaking DELICIOUS.

TEAM BRITNEY

10 is my absolute favorite. I couldn’t watch 11 for almost a year because I couldn't accept it.

This makes a lot of sense.

TWINS

Fair.

Adulting sucks.

SAME. EVERY. TIME.

LETS DO THIS SHIT.

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Unfortunately, I think it would take some sort of combination spell-casting/destruction of every pot of La Mer ever produced to rid ourselves of Kris.

Iceberg Simpson!

If it takes Melanie selling her house for me to never see another pic of Kris, then SELL THAT SHIT CHEAP MELANIE.

Kylie Jenner on her boyfriend (?) Tyga: “I don’t want people to know every time we fight or break up.”

Is it just me, or is Kris Benjamin-Buttoning in that picture?