Fibonacci Sequins is clever

If you like bushwackers, then you’re going to like this

Personally, I am in love with antigone and atalanta, because they are my two favorite Greek heroines. And the lower case is so chill.

Ooo I hope Fibonacci Sequins has a matching picture, that would be amazing.

I just stuck with the one the computer gave me when I joined, an random variations of it since when Kinja freaks out and I need a new burner name. I love all these though, they are the best!

Mrs. Roper’s Caftan is my favorite. My name is so lame but I’m kind of lame. I use Celia on the internet because it’s close to my real name, but my real name is fairly unusual.

SpaceVomit. I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.

I also love Boehner’s Personal Ohio or whatever it is, because I am an Ohioan.

I still can’t get over KateBushWacker. Gets me every time.

Eleanor Boozevelt is my hero.

The question is, did he pull the gun in a phobic reaction to the spiders or did he pull the gun to threaten his co-workers in an embarrassment? Also, of course, did his office have a guns-in-the-workplace policy that he was breaking long before any spiders were involved?

I seriously wish people understood phobias. I can be paralyzed in a room unable to take my eyes off of it (because what if it goes somewhere and I can’t find it) and yet unable to get close enough to kill it. I’m terrified of them. Shaking/crying/unable to function terrified of them. I’ve sought hypnosis and it helped…

My wife: It doesn’t matter if it’s fake, a heart attack kills you just as dead.

Harrassment and creating a hostile work environment. Then retaliation. Maybe he can sue his asshole co-workers. Nah, I know he can’t, but he might end up using his employer.

I fucking love you for that comment.

Mimi Rodgers had to use his dirt against him when their divorce started to get ugly.

I sleep alone most of the time, unless my dogs are piled on top of me, but when I do get to see my long-distance partner, I sleep to her left, because she’s right-handed. ;-)

I hope that she was the one who called the shots: “Don’t fuck with me or my daughter or I will spill everything I know. If you never set a foot wrong, your secrets are safe.”

A good practical joke doesn’t scare someone. A good practical joke is just like, surprising and absurd (and you know your target well enough to know they won't be scared and don't do anything that could hurt them).

Do a GIS for “Royal Wedding” or “Ascot”. British women with money to burn put all kinds of crazy things on their heads, the crazier the better. That’s a Philip Treacy, who is a favorite among these women. He’s done worse.