Yes! I am afraid of all bugs except butterflies and ladybugs. And one time, my boss pranked me with the exact toy spider shown above. I SHRIEKED and knocked him over trying to get back to his office (I only had a cube), so I could put a door between me and Spider. Not funny.

She looks like she’s about to tear into someone’s flesh.

Why, thanks! I like you too! I’d love to start a real account - Jez has the best commenters. I pretty much always come here for the discussions in the comments!

I once interviewed at a veterinary hospital that treated ‘exotic’ pets like birds and reptiles. While I was there they got in a fresh shipment of tasty crickets...they come in a box with wire screening, so you can inspect them and make sure they’re nice and feisty. The head vet tech who was interviewing me confessed…

Hope you feel better.

Is short sheeting a bed still all right? It’s becoming a lost art.

hmm. I move a lot, and so i prefer the side close to the window so that I can stay in bed and look out the window when I’m just lounging around on weekends and evenings online, watching netflix or reading a book.

Caps? EDIT: i meant to say Veneers

No kidding. I hate clowns. People think sending me Pennywise links is hysterical. It causes hysteria, all right. The kind that cause asthma attacks and requires whiskey.

I’m jumping in again! I sleep on my right side and can’t be facing anyone while I try to sleep, so I’m strictly right side of the bed. Nightstand and lamp and tv tray to put my device of choice on for binge watching.

I’m jumping in! My spot on the couch is the left corner, furthest from the door, with the end table and floor lamp.

What streaming service is the “food related weirdness” on?

Puzzling, wonder if it’s the current trend of incapability to process nuance?

I like the username switcharoo you’ve done there. It is very ‘tis the season.

I was in jr. high in the 70s. The perfect Python-susceptible age. Watched the show every weekend.

And burner phones! Don't forget the burner phones!

Wait, so you put pajamas on the *actual spot*?

Who gets comfy in a chair by the door? (communists, probably)

Phobias are no joke but lots of people don’t get that. I’m sure his office mates thought it was hilarious at first. You know, until the gun came out. So fuck them for purposely messing with this guy after he told them not to but also fuck him for going for the (thankfully unloaded) gun. Fucks all the way around

lol. That’s the one that jumped the hurdle, eh? :)