It’s her lobster

Her teeth are alarzing. Which is what I typed when trying to write “alarming.” I was blinded.

Indeed, I do. I can binge watch with the best of them.

A vision in orange sherbet.

but when do we get a royal hat exhibit tho

The left corner, directly under the air conditioning vent.

I love it. It’s precisely the smile someone who has spent the better part of 90 years making inane chit-chat with an endless queue of hapless fuckwits would have. It’s a frozen scream.

I couldn’t point out the border between the fabric and her skin if I tried!

Practical jokers are terrible, awful people.

“If they knowingly hung spiders everywhere after he specifically said that he had a phobia,”

The trippiest Woodstock since, well Woodstock. Nightmare fodder.

I call dibs on the comfy corner of the couch.

Pregnancy cravings are crazy fun.

my couch there too

Hustler facts: Comcast won't accept a mason jar full of pennies as payment... I just know these things.

Yeah, I mean, obviously waving a gun around is crazy, but phobias by definition are illogical and irrational. It sounds like his coworkers purposefully triggered his phobia because they thought it would be funny to watch him panic, then they complanied that he acted unhinged while in the midst of a panic attack. It’s…

what is this cute and weird???

Hey, what’s up?

thanks, feeling is mutual :))))) this gif made me laugh out loud

It’s hard to introduce people to things. :/