Haha I saw the trailer before The Martian too and was like ‘holy shit. What IS this?’

Yeah, that fifth nom is up in the air at the moment. Fassbender will probably get it for the Steve Jobs role though, not Macbeth. (Am very happy about Macbeth regardless; I think he’s throwing his weight behind the Jobs role as to not split the nomination vote.)

I am SO EXCITED for this.

The lemur can see into your soul...

This isn’t really a ‘western’, since the period predates the so-called Old West by several decades. Hugh Glass was a frontiersman and fur trapper, not a cowboy or outlaw. He used muskets and flintlocks, not revolvers at high noon.

OH MY GOD THOSE EYES.

from one Jew to another

This seems like such a great idea. I am crazy about our dog, but my personality probably causes her stress and encourages her worst habits/behavior. I wouldn’t trade her for anything in the world, and I’m pretty sure she “feels” the same way. She was a gift, but if I had chosen I probably would have chosen differently.

My dog would fuck a hole in a tree stump. He moans when he licks his balls. This is totally unnecessary for me.

Me too.

Every time I meet someone who’s a consultant of any kind, I’m like “How do you land such a cushy job please point me in the direction of your HR.”

If it is my boyfriend and I need to think of a new name for our future dog. We always talk about “Smash” as in Hulk Smash, but that’s just not going to work if this is still a thing.

High five to my fellow Christmas-hater.

Jessica Chastain?

It sounds like you have been trolled by a chicken.

Yeah I read this as “domestic abuse”. I then read the story and for the first time ever was pleasantly surprised by a story from Florida.

Have you begun to watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? (New this week on CW, I believe) - an enjoyable breaking-into-humourous-musical style interjected within a solidly written rom-com half-hour. Talented cast, to boot.

I enjoy hearing the term smash because of this video. SMANG IT

Congrats?