My aunt and uncle got a new puppy (goldendoodle) and my cousin who’s home on fall break keeps sending me videos of her. I demand to be sent a puppy in my next care package.

I had googled “grovel gif” but then I found this instead.

Okay, then. As long as you’re in the Dolly Appreciation Club, we can coexist.

I know. The gif was just irresistable.

Don’t forget West Virginia.

Well that’s your problem right there, you should work smarter, not harder. Land a sweet media marketing gig where you get paid to create “viral” campaigns, like making a chicken tweet or making an Instagram account from a pig’s blood as it rushes out of its carotid artery. You know, social media.

Emergency situations only.

Let me add to your theory. Your boyfriend’s tweet, last Beat, about the immoveable object and the Irresistible Force sounded oh so Yokofied. I’m just sayin’!*

I’ve been listening to both versions.

I’ve been listening to a lot of Hedwig.

I'm hoping exhausting turns to awesome pretty fast!

My cousin’s kids are like this. She has three: the oldest is a son who is exactly like my sister, and has the same coloring as the majority of my family (brown hair/hazel eyes); the middle child, another boy, acts just like me and has my coloring (blonde/blue eyes); the youngest, a girl, takes after her mother. The…

Yay!

But so sad; has been and never was, so right for each other.

I can get behind this.

Thank you!!! He is my precious unicorn child. My next one will undoubtedly be a demonic troll.

In The Heights is a great show too!

I’ve been listening to Hamilton pretty much nonstop since I discovered I could stream it on Amazon Prime. I’m listening to it right now, actually. I feel like I should actually get myself to branch out and listen to In The Heights, since it’s also by Lin-Manuel Miranda and I haven’t actually listened to the entire…