Golden Girls FTW! And also pot and cream cheese and pretzels.

I could name at least 4 reasons. 1.) Why are you naked in my kitchen? 2.) Why is your peen so close to my food? 3.) Drizzling oil? And in the direction of himself instead of in the direction of the salad? Blatantly obvious. 4.) I am not a fan of yellow bell peppers.

Ha! I wrote a an eerily similar comment just now without even seeing yours. #peasinapod

I crushed 3 men yesterday alone. Do I have to do it all weekend, too? I just want cheesecake and Golden Girls reruns.

Oh, thank goodness. I saw this piece of crap earlier and yelled, “Where is Kara when we need her?!?!”

Thanks! For a minute there, I thought I might have gone overboard

I don’t disagree. But I still say that is a Steven suit instead of an actual Steven.

No shame. I would break that man.

One day when we weren’t looking, body snatchers took Steven Tyler and replaced him with a sad, reptilian facsimile of a human as imagined by something that had never seen a human before.

Pulling you out of the greys for this. Me, too!!!

Fucking brilliant! This might be the best thing ever posted on Jez. I’m laughing so hard in public right now. Erin, you are a treasure. <3

Because Lochte is trying to cover for something.

Turd Ferguson.

Agreed.

I can’t wait for the balance beam, where Simone’s difficulty level is so high she can damn near fall off that fucker and still win. Not quite fall off, I mean STAY ON, SIMONE, but you know.

Some shit faced dick bag stole my chicken salad croissant today from the work refrigerator. I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHO DIS IT AND BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN.

And we haven’t even seen Katie’s best event yet. Allow me to quote an earlier Deadspin article that told THE TRUTH:

At least a million, you mean. Yeah.

+100 for the American Gods reference. One of my fav books.

Totally cool!!