I can sing every single part on the entire soundtrack, with the correct inflections and accent. Come at me.

NEVER.

Hahaaaaaa!

Damn.

I honestly didn’t watch it just in case.

You would hate fuck him in a second.

Is that you, Kiefer?!?! HEY THERE.

Top 5-ish?

Don't make me bring out the pic of Leo.

Neither do I. My fuck wish list is filled with all sorts.

You would, I would, most of us would. Would sex bang.

Le sigh.

No joke, he has been on my fuck wish list for many years. Would still do.

I do this all the time.

You think everyone is from Ohio.

Ahhhh, nailed it.

One of my favorite books of all time!

I hear that Katy is floating rumors that she and Orlando secretly got married. She will be flashing a ring over the next few days. DON’T FALL FOR IT, BOBBY.

True enough. Do you think she takes the part of Mary, Jesus, or Biff?

You know every other school mom hates her, though, because she probably always gets the best parts in the school plays.