I would love to see this in color!

Yeah. Not only that, but as completely unsolicited and unwanted sexy-talk, that is just ‘old-man-in-a-van’ creepy.

I could have gone my entire life without the mental image that accompanies the words “Say hello to Uncle Elton”.

Yeah well I can roll off the couch and make it to the bathroom while intoxicated. Ppssshh.

More like Goochy. Doesn't Gucci use European sizes like the other designers?

I asked my sister today “When do you think we will have another first couple who is obviously in love, and very obviously fucking regularly, and making the world swoon?” She responded: “Never, ever again.”

Am I too old at 41 to be adopted by the Obamas? I want so hard to be part of this family.

Can’t we all? My BFF keeps trying to give me Snickers all day long. “Aretha Franklin, diva, you need a Snickers”. God, I love her.

*Checks bank account* I'm so ready if this shit happens before April 15th.

Nah. This is Cher we are talking about here.

Related and creepy question: If you were going to steal a skull, whose would you choose? I think I’d probably go for Shakespeare, but I need to find out where it is first.

This was thoughtful and very well-written. And most likely true. It makes a lot of sense. It also makes me very sad.

This is perfect.

In unrelated news, I love your username!

For as long as I live, I will never understand why people are so afraid of the LGBT community. Is it contagious? Are they planning to kill people? Are they really aliens in human skin? What? What is it? WHAT??

*Gasp!!* But but but SHE’S A MOTHER SHE SHOULDNT BE WRITHING AROUND LIKE THAT *clutches pearls*

I came to say this. $77 at a Broadway show is like 2 drinks and a bottle of water.

Sit down, Chachi.

Groupthink is cool. You can rant and vent and then delete the next morning. Heehee.