Although I love most of the writers and the people I’ve met here, I think we all knew how this verdict would go. $115 mil is no fucking joke. I LOVE YOU GUYS BYEEEEEEEE

This is my very favorite thing right now.

Pope eating pizza and watching Netflix or GTFO

Okay, will do.

So it is Jon Benet/Katy Perrry, yes?

Not every morning. But tomorrow morning, yes.

I would love to follow that rule, but I have an 8:30am conference call. Teach me.

Bwahahaha!!!!

This needs 6 billion stars.

43 here. Siri hates me lately. I’m all “hey Siri, wake me up every 10 minutes for the next hour”.

I think I love Pat Sajak. I hate Chelsea Handler. LMM is my life right now. And Lisa Kudrow’s tweet just made me so happy that I think I have a Netflix movie to watch tonight.

This is me. I need my boss to agree to letting me work nights even though we are an 8-5 business.

And when she showed up on TRL? That was awesome.

They think I want to see Mariah getting her nails painted? Okay, I do. I will watch the shit out of this.

It is sincerely bothering me that one of the handles on the silver is turned the wrong way. I want to go there and fix it. I need meds.

You’ll probably get a lot of responses, but Mondays are days off. No shows on Monday.

I can’t decide which is worse. The jorts/boot/jacket combo or the tight-rolled acid wash jeans? Also, is it 1989 again?

I think I read an interview once where she said she partially does the ponytail for a little extra height. She is quite the tiny little thing.

A.) Fuck Nancy Reagan.

You’re right. That is understandable. It just read really wrong.