Or maybe ‘ripe’. Like someone smelled bad? If this weren’t so sad, it would be funny.

Truth.

This is fascinating. It does sound absurd, yet completely fascinating.

“It made me question whether I could have a fulfilling sex life.”

Awesome!

I sure hope so.

I guess. I don’t think that’s how it works, but whatever, Jason.

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.

Wait what?

This poor thing looks like someone broke its legs

What’s up with that bird?

I agree. But there are so many comments here about why me thinking that isn’t the same as Kim thinking that because THINGS and STUFF. I just wish we could all stop hating on each other. Kim is not the devil. She figured out her assets and marketed them to perfection, and way better than the rest of us. Good for her. I…

Technically, I sell my brain for my job. And I make money doing it. Isn’t it the same?

You totally called it. Yay you!!

Hahahahaaaaaaa

I'm sure someone will. But Kim is not as stupid as people think.

Bravo, Kim! I'm not even joking. This is a better response than I could have written in her situation.

It releases more juice that way, I bet.

Hang on, let me go find my cassette tape of the soundtrack. *sings* Will you be thereeeeeeeee

And does living out “his remaining days as peaceful and happy as possible” mean in jail with rage and a disease he prob got only because he is in jail? Because that's not what my dictionary says about peaceful.