“Skittering phalluses”. That’s brilliant. It reminds me of that South Park episode where Mr. Garrison’s lab-created penis was running about wreaking havoc on the town.

Oprah and Gayle might not be the best example of a false rumor, but yeah. :D

I’m not saying I think it’s true. But there have been rumors for a long time. And the rumors started back up again when Cox went on the honeymoon trip with Aniston and her new hubby. It seemed odd that this wasn’t mentioned in post above.

That’s ridiculous. People are weird.

Dog frisbee in the mud? You are a much better person than I am.

Wait, what is this fuckery?

Excuse me, racism is not a problem here in America so IDK what you’re talking about. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There have been rumors for years about a long-term Cox/Aniston relationship. Hell, Courteney went on Jen’s honeymoon.

This was the best tweet beat ever until that last one.

Indeed!

Oh damn, the mugshot-looking picture is looking down at him. That’s some judgment right there.

This is perfection!!

That’s exactly what I was thinking. And it would be AWESOME.

The 1980s glamour shot for fake doctors?

If Zendaya makes mullets come back, I swear to Jesus...

But that’s my point. Either go with a top or without one.

And he fathered a child who also became a priest and then he was murdered... Oh wait, that’s a Dan Brown novel.

I completely agree.

I don’t understand Hailey’s picture. Where is her top? Is she at a topless beach? If so, why is she covering herself up with her hand? If not, WHERE IS HER TOP? Also, where is the bottom? I can see approximately nothing resembling a swimsuit. That picture is stupid.

Yep, but can’t we speed up the process by voting people out? Teehee