Both Oprah and Mariah look hella uncomfortable with the affection from the guys, yeah?

His wikipedia page says he’s here on a green card.

Oliver is spot-on with damn near everything he says. If American citizenship were like Survivor, I’d vote a few people out and try to vote him in.

No. His three year affair was highlighted, but there was no discussion of an abortion.

Are you me? I have a very VERY small group of friends, mostly because I don’t fit in anywhere either. My best friend, who I have known for 30-ish years, lives several states away from me. I also have another friend (named Janet, how weird) who I have been friends with for about 7 years. We couldn’t be more different…

Once you see it, you see it all over the place.

Three words: PUBIC HAIR EVERYWHERE

I’m not sure how I feel about the Jezebel content today.

Most excellent use of a gif I’ve seen in days.

Hahahaha this is great!

Watch out for the shooting of pee thing.

Crustacean porn.

This is the stuff of my nightmares.

So, Happy Valentine’s Day, you guys.

This.

I don’t know who @kibblesmith is, but damn that’s right.

I can’t help but wonder if these assholes don’t watch the news or read, like, anything at all. Every few weeks, a story comes out where a government official says some victim-blaming bullshit and the appropriately outraged people rake him through the coals. Yet they keep doing it. It’s like the not-so-smart puppy I…