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Good Lord, and now I am ugly crying.

I’m searching my memory, and I don’t recall any celebrity death that has given me such a sense of sadness. Not in a very long time, at any rate. There couldn’t have been a more perfect person to play Professor Snape, or any of his characters, really. I’m just.... ugh. Let’s drink.

I will admit I am a shoe snob. I love shoes. I have lots of shoes. I have lots of really expensive shoes. This shoe is super ugly and all kinds of NOPE.

I didn’t even think of Etsy, but I bet they have some great stuff! I’m going to check it out now.

Oh my goodness! They would decorate a room around that first poster. Thanks!

Thanks, that’s a really good idea!

I usually do yoga/pilates/ballet/whatever low-impact thing that tickles my fancy at the time. It might sound weird, but I can find tons of different things on my smartTV, so I don’t feel like I’m getting in a rut by doing the same thing over and over. Between YouTube, Amazon Prime, and a Samsung workout app, there is

I received a “save the date” for the upcoming wedding of two dear friends of mine. When considering what I wanted to purchase for a wedding gift, I immediately thought of the things they are seriously obsessed with: old movies/books about Marilyn Monroe, musicals (we had a house party for the live version of ‘The Wiz’

*Raises hand*. I am one of those with a ridiculous work schedule. It is hard to do all three! But I work out at home for 10-15 minutes before my morning coffee and force myself to socialize at least one night during the week (I do pub trivia with some friends). Fortunately, I am one of those who do best with about 5-6

Definitely worth bragging about. Congrats!

Hey, Crystal. Lingerie stores do free bra fittings so you can make sure the band is large enough. You should check that out.

You. I <3 you.

Bitch you know me!!!

Goddamn new phone. “Somebody tell me where to find Miley....”

Someone tell me where to follow me Miley, because I WILL CUT A BITCH.

NDG, fucking take me already. I'm yours.

Let’s just all agree to stay away from Facebook for a few days, shall we?

Hands down, my favorite school-related thing ever.

But we do. We want people who are well-known and respected to highlight this issue for the rest of us. Does she make more money than I do? Yes, she makes ridiculous money compared to me. I say, go get your money, girl. Go get money comparable to men in your field. But speak up for the rest of us, too. They might hear

I feel like this right now.