Doesn’t everyone?

Kara, are these really the best/most intriguing tweets of the day or are you punking us right now.

I may have just died from happiness.

Like the two of us. We have never interacted in real life. We are generations apart. We are in different countries. Makes no sense. Yet, still, we get each other. COME ON.

Agreed.

Yeah. If you are a woman, and you let someone inside your hole, you have to be okay with being pregnant for 9 months and raising a human for 18 years. Because Jesus knows that men don’t always stay around through that stuff.

OR... and hear me out here... it increases the anticipation. It has for me.

She’s too smart for that. Tours are not where the money is. She’s going to do a Beyonce and drop an album when no one expects it.

Honestly, I think she is making an announcement every time she shows up at an event. But, sadly, no. I have convinced myself she’s teasing us. There is an album. IT IS COMING.

I fucking adore you. If I haven’t said that recently, I want to say that right now, before Christmas, before I get fully into the humbug. I fucking adore you.

You are such a pig fucker.

And I’m still over here like when is the Rihanna album coming out already?

I might have just sung this in a George Michael voice, with visions of supermodels running through my head.

Thanks for this. Sigh. See my post below.

Huge fan of the Venn diagram here. You have won me over.

YASSS!