This is what happens when states are allowed to legislate every step of a completely legal procedure. Abortion is legal? Okay! Let’s shut down every clinic that provides safe abortions, and those who aren’t shut down let’s stand outside and threaten the workers and the patients, and even sometimes kill those workers…

Is this true, or are you fucking with me? Mine was true.

Eh.... J Lo is a known pothead. She has been for years. No judgment.

I know! By the way, I only knew this because I missed it on a group trivia question a few weeks ago. :(

I guess that I think they should have never interacted. One is an actress and one is a comedienne. They have never been in a project together. They have never even done anything where my (obviously out-0f-touch) mind would think that they would have ever interacted with each other. So, they met each other anyway,…

Ummmmm.... I know but don’t wanna say. She is “out there”?

My mom has dozens of these atrocities in her home. AKA McCall’s sewing patterns.

Is this a sewing pattern from the 70s?

It happens so much.

All this does is teach teenagers that “there are things out there you don’t get to know until you’re older!!!”. Which is stupid.

I dig their friendship. It is weird and makes no sense. Kinda like my friendships.

I love you.

I watched that entire thing, and now I feel filthy. Also, she is THE WORST at lip syncing. But I’m totally getting one of those giant inflatable rubber duckies.

Ooh, great idea!

It tends to be a polarizing book. The plot is fantastic, and it is rich in European history, but the writing wouldn’t ever win awards. It is better than Dan Brown, though. Much better. I hope you enjoy!

Have you read The Eight by Katherine Neville? I picked it up the other day while it was on sale. It is one of my favorites. It isn’t full of wonderful literary prose or anything, but it is a book I tend to read over and over again.

I have almost finished Christmas shopping. I got to see an opera today. My hair is currently obeying my wishes. I found out that Kindle Unlimited has audiobooks (!!!!) All in all, a really good day.

THANK YOU FOR BEING THAT PERSON WHO THINKS ABOUT THIS!

It really would have been great, except for the comments about how men only go flaccid because they are bored and I’m obviously a pampered bitch who can’t have good sex. Of course, those commenters don’t know about all the great sex I’m having with people who are not Robert. I can’t even post anything on here anymore…

She DOES have an amazing ass. I have envied her ass for over 30 years.