Seriously. Also, even if I knew them well, I would not invite Stamos or Saget to my wedding.

Absolutely not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all.

I would never, ever invite people I knew as a child to my wedding. They obviously haven’t kept in touch. No big deal. Not a thing. #teamolsentwin

Oh, okay. I see. I was thinking it was a situational weirdness. But I fondly remember curling up in bed with my son and reading to him for hours. Maybe that’s why I like this pic.

You think so? All I see is adorable.

Britney has some adorable boys, yeah? I don’t even like kids, but those are gorgeous babies.

Dude, you can totally call customer service and get a music or video credit for that. I’ve done it dozens of times.

Closer to the book color scheme. I like it.

Thank goodness you finally commented so I could follow you. And yes, totally correct.

Is your username a mash-up of HP and Doctor Who? If so, I love you and we should get married right now.

Damn it, WW, we trusted you with ONE THING. We have been saving points for a week so we could eat some stuffing and now THIS???? Worst possible time for this to happen. Plan your upgrades to not coincide with holiday binge eating, plz.

But a juicy, almost fully liquid turd.

He was in Once. He won the Tony award that year. Amazing, deep voice that melts everyone who hears it.

I am less intrigued with the lips and way more interested with the eyebrows in this pic.

Also, for just a few more hours, Ulta has an amazing sale on Stilla lipglosses.

They would look horrendous on anyone who didn’t have the perfectly contoured face, which takes approximately 40 minutes to obtain.

I might have bought one, until I saw the boxes. WTF is that? It looks like she bit into something brown and juicy and didn’t have a napkin. And is that a grill on the lower teeth? KYLIE NO

Friends take it well. Non-friends not so much, but they can fuck the fuck off as far as I’m concerned. Grab it and go with it. Your real friends will love you for your honesty.

I just found out that the guy from one of my favorite Broadway shows, Steve Kazee, will be joining Nashville. I was so excited about this that it was embarrassing.

“That’s awesome. I’m so glad you are loving life and are into that. Seriously!!!! But me... not so much. Can we agree not to ever talk about this again and I will buy you a large coffee somewhere while we talk about kittens.” I literally had almost this same conversation with a friend of mine recently. It went pretty…