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So boss!!
I agree. I just want people to have sex and then not tell me about it.
It might be a better insult, but I think I can find lots of use from “turgid dong”. Like when I am one of 3 women sitting around the executive table and the 8 guys are yelling over each other to take out their dicks and measure them.
No joke. Like someone is going to stay fully erect for proper measurement with one of those things looping around it. They are off in the bathroom taking care of business. :)
I’m not gonna click on that Amy Schumer/Bradley Cooper ass sex thing because NO. But I am sending good thoughts to Hayden. Been there. It gets better, girl.
The better question is why are you berating me when dozens of other people in this article are commenting about how uncomfortable or scratchy this would be, or the possibility of paper cuts, or how doing non-sexual things with their penis makes them flaccid? No, I don’t have a penis. I have absolutely been in the…
No. I explained in another comment thread that I simply thought that wrapping a piece of plastic or scratchy paper thing around their dong would not be tops on the list of things men would want to do with an erect penis. I have since been told I was wrong.
It is the only true way to measure the penis, ya know
I agree wholeheartedly.
God damn, dude. That is stellar!! In so many various ways, that is stellar. :)
Hahaha!
I am adding “turgid dong” to my list of things to call people. Thanks.
True enough. Although..... now that you mention it.... I actually HAVE known men who couldn’t keep it up unless constantly stimulated. So there’s that.
I only meant that measuring is probably not at the top of the list of things to do when an erection happens.
I just snorted my beer into my lungs. Thanks.
No joke. Like someone is going to stay fully erect for proper measurement with one of those things looping around it. They are off in the bathroom taking care of business. :)
Get fully erect and then put this piece of plastic or paper measuring thing around your D. That’s happening.
Thanks!