I think Cher is angry or worried about something, you guys. I think.

That sucks balls. But, in a weird way, I’m sad I wouldn’t be around to read my own news story. “Ravenclaw, the daughter of a passive-aggressive alcoholic and a chronic liar with freckles and zero ass....”

So gross. I can smell it from way over here.

It’s like a swirling petri dish of questionable decisions and cloudy bodily fluids.

I was married for 14 years, and have been actively single for 6+ years. All of them have tried to have sex with me during my sleep. At least half of them tried coercion while awake. #Notallmen, but this is what it means to be a woman. I am happily single now, and wouldn’t have it any other way.

This has been the suckiest Thanksgiving EVER. My parents suck. My siblings suck. No joke, there was yelling and throwing of food and people crying and people storming off in a huff. We will have to do this all again for Christmas. In true Facebook fashion, today I am thankful that I live alone and 2 hours from my…

These two people have zero in common, despite what you Bernie people may think. Most awkward picture ever.

Thank you.

I would totally date a nerd, whether on MM or not. Totally worthy plan.

“I have all the liquor and things you need to totally relax and have a great time (and I can have a great time, too)“. It is sick.

Oh, okay. This post was meant for early 20-somethings. I get it now. I am 40+ and Tinder is all about rape or surrogacy or drugs at my age apparently. I have never felt older IN MY LIFE.

But seriously, how do you even get to the point of meeting up with someone when their initial message is “Wan 2 have my babby?”

Agreed. I need to take another shower just from reading this thread.

I am officially old. I have no idea who anyone is that was mentioned in this article. Except for Lena Dunham, and all I know about her is that she is a terrible and horrendous tweeter.

I was on Tinder for about 3 minutes. I got 6 date rape messages, 4 people wanting me to give birth to their baby, and 15 messages that said “DTF????”. How do you people do this? I absolutely created and then deleted my account within the first 5 minutes.

Is it happy hour over there? ;)

Ass

They are getting lazy af with those double creatures. Piss poor effort.

Yasssssss

Ugh. That’s discouraging.