I thought that, too, while my bladder was exploding. So I got up and Lance was having no part of me being out of my seat. So, I told him to have fun cleaning up the piss on row 10 after the flight.

They would escort tour ass right off the plane now. It sucks.

Well yeah.

I actually got up during the extreme turbulence and tried to go anyway. Delta flight attendant shut that shit right down.

Not today, dude. Not today.

Also, rich single people amirite

Sadly, I don’t have a private jet and there were other passengers so..... :)

Heeheeeeee

Can you imagine that arm taking a swing at you? Yes, let’s hide.

I was on the runway for 45 minutes and then endured a 2 hour flight where we weren’t allowed out of our seats because of the bad weather. It sucks. I fully expected at least one bladder to explode.

The stuff of nightmares. Ugh.

Hahaaaaaa!

I can’t find a single thing in that picture that doesn’t scare me. The furry toes, the sweater, the giant arm just hanging there, the color of the wall...

I wants the ponies.

That. Is. Terrifying.

What kind of hideous monster steals a goat when there are obviously more superior animals at a petting zoo ripe for stealing? Also, kidnapping. I see what you did there.

This deserves to be brought out of the greys. Happy to do it.

Well, I’d want it back, too. It does help kill alien werewolves if used along with giant telescopes. That could come in handy.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AGAIN.

I’m going to get so much kinja hate on this post, but I have lived this. I was one of the curly haired girls who had a chunk of hair ripped out during a stunt, even though my hair was in a bun. I quickly learned how to straighten and sleek my hair and pull it tight in an updo.