This is trump’s America.

Burning Man?

If you take away the boob straps and give it an actual top, that first fluffy skirt is lovely. I want a skirt like that, but it’s hard to justify when the fanciest places you go are Publix and Target.

And also completely ripped off Rudi Gernreich:

I’m guessing that women this year will want clothing that will protect them from the gaze of gropers like our new President, not bare more for them to ogle over.

Seems as if the designer consulted a twelve-year-old boy about the styles you mentioned, “so, can the boobs just be, like, out?” “Absolutely brilliant, Billy.”

I do like how many of the models are shown barefoot, and I kind of dig the beaded shirt that Millie Bobby Brown is wearing, but yeah... this collection is not good. It’s bizarrely unwearable, with all its weird straps and unflattering boob cutouts and teeny bodices. It also totally lacks cohesion; the feathery dresses…

He can only utter sentences with words of one - two syllables.

I thought American Carnage was the election.

That speech as made in Hollywood.

Christ, what an asshole.

I 100% believe that he didn’t consider her or Barron in his decision to run for President. I also believe the reports about Barron being on the autism spectrum and that is why they aren’t moving to DC. I don’t think any of his family is on his radar unless they can do something productive for him. (Hence declining the…

I think it’s Trump’s actual cash assets, about $1200, all in ones and fives. And copies of loan applications to the Bank of Russia. And a note that says “Please help me.”

And Tiffany’s- as well as Gucci (which Kellyane wore) have been publicly voicing their disapproval that the Trumps are costing them money.

The password to his Twitter account.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Hitler will never be my president. Never.

thats sad, fbgp - you deserve your very own birthday.

When I first moved to Cambridge, MA. I ran into Malkovich at Cambridge Trust Bank. He was chatting with the teller. I nodded to him, he smiled and nodded back. He was dressed in white from head to toe. I just thought y’all should know.

If you are not in Oliver! don’t do it, I say.