Obviously, someone is still mad about losing their job and benefits at the circus.

**Catalina update**

Yea he’s been pretty solid. He seems like a natural but I don’t see him being a breakout personality. They need another Bill Hader/Phil Hartman/Darrell Hammond type who can really nail the impressions.

Last time it’s on that cameras, and it’s a big sad, m’kay?

Hap. :(

Ironic, in an age where listening is a dying art.

I dunno - ask Aimee’s mom! ;)

Good. Time to stop the moronic trend of hardcore slob binge drinking on college campuses. “College” is not intended to be a place where you go to “learn how to drink”, that’s a TV/movie trope that’s just gone too far. College in this country needs to be far, far tougher...both academically and admissions-wise. Make it…

I heard he owned a hoodie

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

“Let’s dispense with sloppy comparisons and, while we’re at it, assume that Holocaust comparisons are henceforth off-limits.”

Did you see Horace and Pete? It’s clear he’s been in a pitch-black place for a few years now.

I work in animal care, and some of my coworkers uh........ struggle to remember to wash their hands. There’s an astonishing amount of poop in this world. More than I ever imagined possible.

Ya prolly should keep an eye on that drink, Hef.

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

Oh My God you fucking pearl clutchers.

Tupid.

Remember, we live in a world where Donald Trump is president. There’s no telling what’s possible.

Ugh. My kid has been BEGGING to see this movie since he first saw the trailer months ago. Every weekend he reminds me that he REALLY wants to see Boss Baby. And now it’s finally here. I think I might keep saying it hasn’t come out yet...

I both agree with Page Six and think it’s shitty. I 100% find them cloying and OTT (always like her roles though.) And I roll my eyes whenever I glimpse their interviews.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are the undisputed champs of over-sharing. I know more about baby Luna than my own child.