Do tell...

Mary Fallin was a Lt Gov before she was elected OK’s first female governor FYI...

I came here to say exactly that. Picking this bit apart without examining its full context feels disingenuous.

I have to admit, I’m a believer. Cubes are great for individual travel but also super-helpful when packing for more than one person (especially with multiple kids).

I have to admit, I’m a believer. Cubes are great for individual travel but also super-helpful when packing for more…

How-old.net can lick my waddle. It put me 30+ years older than I am. It’s a dick.

This makes me glad I let my print subscription lapse... the last thing I need is an 8.5" x 11" close-up of KAC polluting my home and scaring my children and pets.

I’m sad I’ve never seen this before now. What and where?? Please tell me.

You’re right on the money, phonetically...and I apologize for the ear worm!

I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but I have to agree with you here. It sounds like a clear case of auto-erotic asphyxiation, duh, which is why it seems so suspect to me. Because why would you be engaging in sexual activity in the closet of a workplace? Especially THAT activity, which is known to be potentially…

That would require him having a heart. So, we’ll just have to hang our hopes on the serious GI thing.

It skips a generation...

That’s sharp. I know a man who lives in my apartment on whom that would look quite fetching.

It’s still difficult to believe an ass-faced clown pig is going to be the president of this country in a week’s time, but there you have it. Sadly, I’m willing to believe anything at this point.

Interesting. Good catch.

That is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen this year. Thank you for the best laugh I’ve had since 11/7/2016.

See that one, all cozy in my bed, sheddy head on my pillow? I was crazy to think her incessant meowing when we returned from a trip last night had even the slightest thing to do with missing us, wasn’t I?

That dog looks high. Is that why he’s so chill?

If you like that picture, you’ll love Trevor Noah’s take on it

Which like her current collection will be cheap knock-offs made in China by indentured servants.

Such a stomach-turning thought, and so very fucking believable. /shivers