Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.

really needs a privacy tail.

He’s a chili dog. No, seriously....

My Weimaraner has the least stressful life of anyone I know. And he’s all grey!

In America, pussy grabs you!!

It’s pretty humiliating. But remember, Donald Trump is going to be sworn in as POTUS in a few weeks.

that was easily deduced...

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

Great. Now I have to get Shake Shack for lunch.

What’s the over/under on Cheeto Benito making Kushner go to Syria as an “advisor” resulting in his capture or killing thus eliminating the competition for Ivanka?

I think that the bar has been set so high by the time Tommy Hilfiger beat up Axl Rose that I can’t be impressed by fashion-related melee combat anymore.

Hello: Environmental sciences person here. Fish kills like this seem to disturb people but its not that uncommon and happens in usually more boring ways, like a bunch of tree debris or something falls into a stream after storm and uses up all the oxygen in the decay process, turning the water body hypoxic until it…

We need diversity in who owns the media outlets as well

Thank you for the less grim news.

I know that fame is different now, but it never ceases to amaze me when I hear about a person who has MILLIONS of followers and I’ve never heard of them.

Well, to be fair, in Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt, the defendants are a pile of douches, so it works pretty well.

That was Bre...why do I remember crap like this but not my PIN?

Remember the one where Tyra made everyone get “fierce” passport photos on the off chance some big shot would ask them for a photo while they were at the airport or whatever? (This was before smart phones.)