MrsMonkey and I rented out the restaurant we went to on our 1st date. Had the ceremony in the outside space in the back and had Asian-themed buffet. Flat rate for food/drink/service.

My dream reception is an open bar with a ton of cheese, fruit and charcuterie platters. I doubt anyone will miss the ubiquitous dry chicken breast and steamed vegetable medley.

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

I was at a wedding once and an In & Out truck showed up about 2 hours into the reception. Fuck yes.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

“Everybody’s taking our jobs!”

We can ship them out on planes, great planes, huge planes, I have lots of planes and I know what to get. The plane guys, they respect me. I can work with them. Right now, we don’t have that.

Like my sister, who was such a coke fiend she lost her house in the 80s and who was on public assistance because her dumbfuck husband was in prison who NOW believes “People on public assistance should be drug tested.” Like that?

“We’re gonna round them up in a very nice way.”

It’s not terrifying. I was all amped up for an absolutely terrifying movie experience with my roomies. But it isn’t that. It is all sorts of fucked up and frustrating and at some points quite intense/stressful. But not something that makes you go and check your locks.

Is there a benefit to replacing s’s with z’s? It certainly doesn’t save any typing time...

I can picture the inventors of the internet reading this story and being so proud that this is what it’s being used for.

For what it’s worth, this is an actual photo of Kyle Singler’s knuckles.

Pulitzer’s in the mail

Not sure Kobe would bother asking, frankly.

Important update:

Kebron James

I agree with this. I’m simply repeating what I’ve heard others say on the issue. I truly don’t know what my own opinion is.

Wow. The hell is your problem?