I will never sleep again. That rabbit is terrifying.

Oooh, I’ve seen that Star Trek episode.

Yup. That’s how I took it, too. “Well, shiiiiiit. Now I gotta go read the Wiki plot summary. Goddammit...”

Thank you for posting this right as I was wrestling with my better judgment on whether or not to read the wiki.

I’m fucking terrified - just from the plot summary.

Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that

For my 18th birthday, I moved out and my mom found my condoms under my old bed and brought them to my new apartment with a bow on it and said, “You left these. I figured your party would be better with them.” It’s no blow in a limo, but my mom knew what was up.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

This is literally exactly who I thought Bobby Finger was.

Now I’m imagining a British constable finger puppet with an animated series:

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

You are a thoughtful person, and I am sorry for your loss of your mother.

I’ve told my family that I want my cause of death listed in my obituary. I hate when obituaries are vague and leave you guessing. I don’t want my friends and acquaintances having to speculate about what happened to me.

A friend with extremely religious parents died a few years ago from a similar unnamed cause (widely believed to be suicide), in his early 30s. I go back to the possibilities in my head again and again, and hope the scenarios I’ve considered are worse than what actually happened.

With so many comments and not enough time to read them, I’m sure this has already been noted but if not:

Oddly enough, a virgin birth strikes me as weirder.

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

Shades of Romulus and Remus.