This is easily the most gracious response to such a comment I’ve ever seen on a gawker site! Thank you for helping to start my day on a positive note.

Right before or after he morphed into Orson Welles?

45 minutes?? I got the downstairs fully waxed and my brows and lip threaded this weekend - all in under 30 minutes. 45-minute Brazilian = ouch.

Question for those of you know know about such things: if it were not for Gigi Hadid’s obviously helpful parental connections, would she still be lighting the modeling world aflame? I’ve wondered the same about Kendall K. And Ireland Baldwin.

I’ll tell you what kind of girl she is: she’s the kind of girl who has hired a mediocre but currently very active publicist. Page Six ran an item today (which I can’t link to because Kinja hates me) that included multiple references to how good she looked in her bikini, and also provided details of how Ben is…

Oh, you know how it is... One day, one spouse just looks at the other and realizes it’s almost like they no longer recognize the person they married.

This comment is perfection! Ups the “was gonna spend X, spent Y” by a factor of a jillion. Kudos.

Ah, then surely you recall the early 2000s advanced fart destanking technology introduced by the great scientific minds at www.flat-d.com?

I think you just answered your own question.

This - this endless parade of semi-real people peddling semi-real products supported by totally false claims - THIS, more than anything else in recent memory, signals that Armageddon is indeed upon us.

I don’t want to die on this hill or anything because I’m not invested in the show (have seen it, liked it), but it really does feel like any comment on non-nomination by any non-nominee about their non-nomination for any award is poor sporting it.

What do you mean, “live animals”? Like, too-hungry-to-kill-it-”humanely”-so-I’ll-just-bite-its-head-off-while-its-breathing “live animals"? What in the fuck is that all about? That guy sucks.

Listen, there’s “reality” as curated on her IG feed, and then there’s Reality, where one’s social circle contains actual friends who may not be famous/photogenic/stick-thin and wear matching clothes.

Oh and btw, I hate to admit I read a blind gossip item widely believed to involve CT and SP about a recent stay in a hotel that turned violent and had “this A-list actress” running for her life and locking herself in her nanny’s and son’s hotel room. A few days after I read that, this news of their discontinued…

Was this well-known at the time? That was my era and I’ve never heard about this, only that SP is a cruel dick. Pretty ugly story...

Capoodle.

That is both freaky and fabulous!!

I've learned the hard way to do the same... Gilt is the worst about that. I find the same item for less elsewhere 90% of the time.

Uh, I'm not up on all the of-this-minutes, but I'm not actually living under a rock. YouTube, yes. Using YouTube to learn how to say shit, no.

How have I lived this long without knowing that???? This is the best, most useful information I will learn this month... Only halfway through and I can safely say so. Thank you so much for taking the time to improve the quality of my life - I mean that in all seriousness. This is the best!