Thank you! This is excellent!!! May I ask you to please point me to that resource? I am truly tickled pink, plus now I can say out loud the name of the ex-girlfriend of He Who Must Not Be Named.

Because I only read about Chris Brown and never actually discuss him, I have no idea how the name Karrueche is pronounced. Any idea? And what are its origins?

I can’t agree with this enough... I’m in the middle of a retaliatory campaign after providing gender discrimination-confirming answers to an internal investigation’s questions. Protect yourself. It is total bullshit you should have to, but the system that “hears” complaints is the same system that hires and promotes…

1. Dual-citizen myself, so I know you’re not just living it up on free hospital holidays! 2. Zero issue raising funds for a *need* but a big party to demonstrate your love is not a *need*.

Jesus F. Popcorn. If you have to have a fundraiser for your wedding, just go to City Hall. Why the fuck should I underwrite your marriage party???? (Well, not you personally of course!)

I got invited to a baby shower - for a second baby, no less - at a lovely restaurant. In semi-fine print at the bottom of the invitation were the words “cost is $46 per person; please bring cash or check to the shower”.

A receptacle for the endless disposable income of the 1% which the 99% are genuinely curious to understand (the receptacle that is, though the concept of “disposable income” is equally as fascinating as the need to have some goofball bullshit on which to waste it)...

Turn-offs: Serial-killer first names, extreme Caucasianness, likihood of douchey middle names. I understand.

Which makes Raven’s surprising citing of Wilma Mankiller all the more poetic, eh?

Like certain valuable antiques recently unearthed in Poland: with wood.

How about tweeting Comedy Central about him?

Just to clarify: Under the Banner of Heaven is about a sect called Fundamental Latter Day Saints (basically super-extreme Mormons), whereas the Duggars identify as Quiverfull (basically super-extreme Evangelical Protestants). But indeed, they have in common the subjugation of women.

Mid-40s, still lumptato'ing it.

Seriously, I can think of no higher praise than "creative weirdo". I would love to be thought of this way. Too bad I only qualify for 50% of it...

I like a bandana for around the house, but I'd love a solution for work, being social, etc. Thoughts? Or should I take this over to Millehelen?

How and where? I need to know how to make this work!

I wonder the same thing, and thinking about it reminded me of a hilarious SNL skit from the early aughts that I can't find a clip for, so here is the transcript (Ana Gasteyer as Mrs Attebury, Gwyneth Paltrow as Kathy, Will Ferrell as Mr. Attebury, Chris Kattan as Kurt):

I know this may come off as even more misguided/wrong-headed Walk-a-Mile-in-my-Hijab up there ^^^, but I've long wondered about the logistics and likely sensitivities involved with a non-Muslim woman wearing a hijab for let's say "fashion purposes". I completely appreciate that as an element of faith, the hijab…

Too bad she's still Bethenny, though.

Um, my friend wants to know too.