Call me a cynic, or call me an Old (both are true), but this just has shitshow written all over it.

I'm not sure she was calling this out, and I didn't take her comment as snotty.

I'm not sure she was calling this out, and I didn't take her comment as snotty.

How old were you? Trying to figure out the point at which seeing my son's downstairs turned into the upstairs would go from being hilarious to extremely awkward. Maybe 9 or 10-ish?

He's been spotted a few times in my NYC 'hood, and is consistently reported as seeming massively dickish. I love his work but I get the sense he takes himself very, very seriously.

Ok, she's bisexual. What I care about: is she bipartisan?

You are right on the money. Even the kids clothes' main style vibe is DGAF. And not in a cool way. Just in like a we've-given-up-and-we're-too-goddamn-tired-to-pretend-otherwise way.

Should you miraculously live to my advanced age, you'll come to see that gross though they may be, khakis are just sort of necessary for those of us aged/sized out of LuluLemon. I mean, not with PLEATS or anything. Fuck no. But a flat front, semi-skinny-leg khaki pant is one of the available welcome gift options…

I had that square bottle one... I loved it. Blue, maybe? It smelled great on me, and really added a certain je ne sais khaki when my friends and I would swing dance against a big white background.

Would one wear shorts to participate in a trial at a courthouse? I think we can agree that one would choose something more formal. I think we can also agree that a wedding is a happily more formal courthouse occasion, and that therefore one should wear something dressier than shots. @Kelly_&_Brenda's_Dress called it:…

I'm fairly ashamed to admit I had a crazy love for 311 in the early-to-mid 90s... I even have the leftover tattoo (and accompanying lifetime of shame) to prove it.

You mean Mr. Ashlee Simpson? Did he have that gross facial hair as a toddler too?

She's married. US says so.

And just what, pray tell, is a "hot fart"?

Random, perhaps, and yet so very descriptive nonetheless.

I worked in restaurants in high school and college. One of them - owned by a douchey Scot (not douchey because he's a Scot) who had a certain wisdom nonetheless - had a decent unofficial motto: "the customer is right 99% of the time, and we are more than ok losing the business of the 1% of customers who are not right…

I always imagined he smelled like this:

I'm not embarrassed. I'm horrified. And also educated about a medical condition called "micropenis".

I second that. OK native, NYC resident. Have people forgotten fucking FLORIDA already?? Florida! That's the state I *thought* we all agreed to hate the most...