I’d be more impressed if this was a pickup baseball game and he was wearing a full Jordan Birmingham Barons uni.

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

I'm going to need context... and video... as to how you found out about that. It doesn't seem like something that would come up in conversation much.

Holy crap. That cast iron skillet is ridiculously smooth... That’s not natural, is it?

...make Iceland almost certainly the pound-for-pound best supported...

I never understood why Nashville accepted that deal. Take their four 1st rounders and laugh at the Flyers as they get to relive the Chris Pronger contract.

Don’t care.

Yeah, they could use a naming convention overhaul.

Yeah, they could use a naming convention overhaul.

I do think the vast majority of drone delivery will consist of transporting personal care items.

I do think the vast majority of drone delivery will consist of transporting personal care items.

Tebow was just confused by the NFL: turns out you can’t actually throw a Hail Mary on every play.

Clearly, it’s a gun.

It is not a penis, but I see your confusion as everyone who lives in Florida is a dick.

Can we get a ruling on whether or not that is a penis?

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

nope.

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

If LeBron quit just because he lost 4 finals, he wouldn’t have won three. Or some other hot take that doesn’t make sense. Look, all I’m saying is that LeBron is a better soccer player than Messi.

Daaaaaad!!

They had a really tough run in the 90s after that terrible pick, too.

odd. I could have sworn much of Chicago is still firmly placed within a sewer