Just so weird...

...no.

Agree that this is a good low risk signing.

I believe my comment was ill-conceived and misunderstood. I also believe that pitchers should bat - it makes for some of the most exciting baseball.

Other counterpoint: You’re completely wrong.

As a straight guy, I may be way off base here - but “has finally admitted in public that he is gay” doesn’t seem like appropriate wording... right?

...you forgot the “/s” at the end.

Can someone explain why there were so many whistles? Was it bad officiating - or just poor, lazy playing?

Basketball deal could not have been better timing!

Basketball deal could not have been better timing!

When was the last time a pitcher led the majors in homers?

Side note: I have not confirmed that he does, in fact, lead the majors in homers.

...painfully true.

Can you explain this to the layman?

This .gif is a “visual marvel” 

So he’s wearing the Washington gear on purpose, right? Like, he’s trying to be seen in public and not at work.

That’s a push-off. Shoulda been 15-yards.

Yeah, accusing a football player almost never works out for women at Baylor.

That was their original intention, but haven’t they drastically moved from this approach and into something completely different?
I’m not really sure, but that was my general understanding.

Where do you get the pictures for these chats?

I would argue there is the whisky/gin crowd, and rum/vodka crowd. The former being adventurous and the ladder being afraid of flavor.