1. Guy gets unfairly kicked off plane, bumps lips, bleeds a little.

I think it’s pretty obvious the author is referring to the common meaning of war, not the technical legal definition. Ever referred to the war in Iraq or Afghanistan? Also not technically wars, but pretty much everyone calls them wars despite no legal declaration. Words can have different meanings (in case you didn’t…

“Strong leader”

“Hitler is getting recognized more and more, I’ve noticed...”

another bill he’s got in the works to require “abortionists” to tell their patients, falsely, that “the process can be reversed”

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Xoloitzcuintles is a hell of a scrabble word.

No, he just got fatter for being full of shit with his head up his ass.

Did his tie get shorter? This one doesn’t seem absurd.

You know, I’m starting to think this guy isn’t as good a negotiator as he claims he is.

Holy shit! That’s 100% off!

Holy shit! That’s 100% off!

The New York legal community is in shock. Colleagues of mine who have argued before her said that she was an excellent judge.

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Can’t blame the kid for thinking he’d get the shot off. After all, as a Knick’s fan he’s never actually seen an NBA player play defense.

Yep. No way Cleveland can fuck it up, it’s fool proof.

Counterpoint:

“We specifically stopped here for a day to do the Rocky steps,this being the epitome of Philadelphia—the Rocky tour.”

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

They should do the opposite. Increase the price by five grand. No one’s going to pay over five hundred thousand dollars for K-11 then walk and not get to put it on their resume. You can increase the price as much as you want!