As a diehard Blues fan, I can attest that this is 100% accurate.

I don’t think it’s possible for there to be a more Blues thing to happen then this.

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Then avoid ever ordering gewürztraminer.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

I just copied and pasted this comment into a gchat with some excited Knicks fans. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Good article but they sort of bury the lede by not mentioning that he also played 23 minutes by wearing a fake Steph Curry jersey.

Watch out for his exclusive scoop that LeBron is about to sign a max deal with the Seattle SuperSonics.

Let’s see...

Draymond Green could have kicked Messi in the balls. Probably a more effective strategy.

lol they lost to men’s U17 team 8-2 right before they won gold in the olympics

Other nations pluck promising 12-year-olds out of school and put them into soccer academies. I’m not even saying that’s a good thing, it seems like misplaced priorities. I’m just saying, how do you compete with that?

Would rather have the Serie A league Bradley than MLS Bradley.

It simply will never happen until more of our players are able to play in Europe. This is not a knock against the MLS, but our players would know what this article is saying of if they played regularly with and against the best.

There is never any shame in getting beaten by someone who is just plain better than you are, only in not giving it your all. I’ve been following the USMNT since it has been good enough to actually be on television (1990) and we have come so, so far. While we still have a long way to go, I remain optimistic. Hell, if…

So I’m not doing it right. Fair enough. I blame FS1.

No.

Not everything is sexism, weirdo. Look below the score.

I had no idea Jostens makes the rings. Did they also commemorate the winning season with a yearbook? And more importantly, were they any players who refused to (or quietly ducked out of) signing a teammate’s yearbook? I need to know.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.